Jimi DoidgeJimi Doidge was born Jimi Doidge in Ancaster Ontario where he lived for most of his life. Jimi is still alive. He is 21 years old. He wears shirts and pants like any other person his age. When he was 11 he saw something that changed his life, but he has never told anyone what it was. He saw it again when he was 15 and then again when he was 17 and twice last year. He still hasn't told anyone what it is. He sometimes tells people he his black. He isn't black. His hobbies include blowing glass, picking apples, laughing, jumping, and everything else. He wears pajamas to bed, wears a jacket in the winter, a bathing suit when he goes swimming, and laughs when something is funny. He has never learned how to wear a hat. He likes to smile. Quote : "I'm not an owl" - Hermione Granger |
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Darren MenezesDarren Menezes was born in his hometown but won't tell anyone where it is. Markham Ontario, L4T 6N7. His hobbies include making fun of people who are different than him and racism. He enjoys volunteering at the old folks place and the food drive place and the battered woman's shelter. He once stayed up till 3am. He currently lives on top of a mountain, in Hamilton Ontario. Does anybody want a free kitten? He's been a father for six years now and is loving every minute of it. He is a virgin. He loves sex. Quote : "Bitch, Bitch, Bitch" - Darren |
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Brolin DevineBrolin was born in Orillia, Ontario to a pair of down syndrome adults who found themselves together one night trying to feel things out. To purchase his first video camera, Brolin would often be found offering hand-jobs down at the port of Orillia. It wasn't long after that he had saved up enough money for a state-of-the-art VHS camcorder. By the age of 12 he had become proficient in both movie making and HJs. Unfortunately he lost all memory and skill when at the age of 19 his mother dropped him on his head during his lunchtime breast-feeding. With the help of heavy medications and routine shock therapy he is slowly getting his life back together. At the Age of 21 he currently lives in Hamilton, Ontario. Quote : "Bustin' makes me feel good" - Ray Parker Jr. |
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Kym Wyatt McKenzieGrowing up Kym was a young boy. He took some steroids and became a strong boy. Being a juice monkey at such a young age benefited Kym in many more ways than one. He was able to spank his parents when he was bad, he could stay up as late as he wanted, he even stole an entire grades lunches once and nobody said anything. Kym doesn't take "NO" for an answer especially during love making (No fatties allowed). Sometimes when it's really late and super dark out, Kym will pretend he is a spooky monster. He strongly believes in aborting..........................................missions! Old army joke. After being fired from his last job Kym could be found performing "Favours" on the street for a couple months until he decided to become a serious actor. So he tried his luck in Hollywood and Toronto and with no success, he ended up on this shitty piece of piss ass, dirt, stinky , amateur website. Quote : "How you gonna jump and jive with all that teddy in your belly" - Kym Wyatt McKenzie |
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